Pick up lines are a staple of the superhero genre. They’re often used by heroes to flirt with potential love interests, but they can also be used to show off a hero’s witty side. In this blog post, we’ll take a look at some of the best superhero pick up lines from comics, movies, and television.
Superhero Pick Up Lines
I’m lonely; wanna probe? -Brainiac
Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl. -Human Torch
I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work. -Deathstroke
I was frozen in ice for decades. Wanna help me warm-up?
As it happens, the suit does come off.-Superman
Do you wish to compute? -Brainiac
I’ve gotten a lot better at catching women who’ve been thrown off bridges.-Spiderman
I’m really into BDSM–you’ll really like me when I get angry -Hulk
Oh, you can conjure a storm? Well you’re conjuring a storm in my pants right now-Storm
I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!
My metal suit isn’t the only reason they call me Iron Man. -Iron man
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I’ll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.
Girl, you deserve a throne in the shape of my face.
Four sweatervests! -Fantastic Four
I don’t like to show off but…I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.
I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest.-Super Villain
You must be a bad girl, because my Spidey senses sure are tingling south.-Spiderman
My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is. -Iron
We will have a good time by the power of … Greyskull, yeah, that’s it! Greyskull!
When I’m done with you, you’ll be singing God Bless Captain America -Captain America
I take the 69 to a whole new level.-Spiderman
You must be a fly, ’cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.
Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy sex with the lights on. -Darth Vader
Do you want to take a ride with me? I mean, we can be anywhere in the planet 20 seconds from now.
They call me He-Man because of me and my giant d*ck. -He-Man
I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.
As it happens, the suit does come off.
I’m stretchy like my spandex onesie. -Fantastic Four
I’m Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.
Funny Superhero Pick Up Lines
I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye. -Hawkeye
I hope you don’t mind the heat, ’cause I’ve got a strong urge to get my flame on. -Human Torch
I ain’t called ‘The Punisher’ for nothing.
We shall conquer our world together.-Super Villain
You can get caught on my web any day.
Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like? -Dr. Doom
Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally. -Hulk
I’ve been to the surface of the sun, but it’s nothing compared to what I felt when I first saw you.
My metal suit isn’t the only reason they call me Iron Man.
Don’t worry baby, I’m only fast on my feet.
Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me?-Super Villain
I’d spray my webs all over you, girl. All over. -Spiderman
You must be a fly, ’cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.-Spiderman
Go easy on me, okay? I sometimes burst into flames. Human Torch
My bracelets might deflects bullets but you have already pierced my heart.
We have to get rid of your clothes immediately; they seem to be made of Kryptonite.
When I saw you, I knew that God had truly blessed America
If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America? -Captain America
Be mine or die.-Super Villain
This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?
I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed. -Deadpool
On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?
Together we can conquer our world.
Being Spiderman, I take the 69 to a whole new level.
You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots. -Bullseye
I am your world to rule my love.-Super Villain
The suit comes off, as it happens.
Ever used a sex swing made of spiderwebs?-Spiderman
I will rule the world.-Super Villain
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