50 Vampire Pick Up Lines {DIRTY, SEXY, FUNNY}

Are you looking for a way to stand out from the crowd at your next Halloween party? If so, why not try using some vampire pick up lines? These lines are specifically designed to grab the attention of your target, and they’re sure to get a laugh.

Vampire Pick Up Lines

Vampire Pick Up Lines
  1. Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.
  2. Hey, where have you been all my afterlife?
  3. How about joining me for a bite.
  4. How would you like to be immortal for just one night?
  5.  I can make your heartbeat again.
  6. I can really suck the life out of you.
  7. I fell in blood the first time I saw you!
  8. Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.
  9. I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.
  10. I want to suck your blood… and your toes.
  11. If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?
  12. Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?
  13. You can suck for my love if you are still thirsty from drinking these lovely cranberry vodkas.
  14. Give me a sketchbook baby, because I want to draw your blood.
  15. Are those fangs or are you just happy to see me?
  16. Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can’t see any vampires in them.
  17. Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?
  18. Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
  19. Are you Tremere? Because you’ve got me under your spell.
  20. Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.
  21. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire? Cause you have fine written all over your neck.
  22. Do you believe in love at first bite?
  23. Do you have Dementation? ‘Cause your driving me mad!
  24. Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.
  25. Girl, I’ll bite you any day!
  26. Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely carotid artery?
  27. Hey babe, you’re hot AF. Even hotter than most of the vampires I’ve burned.
  28. Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.

Funny Vampire Pick Up Lines

  1.  I felt like a vampire, but I am not hungry for your love, and instead, I want your beautiful heart.
  2. I have died every day waiting for you.
  3. I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.
  4. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
  5. I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.
  6. I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.
  7. I want to suck your blood… and your toes.
  8. I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
  9. I’m no vampire sweetheart but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
  10. I’m not a Vampire but i’ll bite your neck like one.
  11. I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.
  12. I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.
  13. I’m not a Vampire, but I’ll bite your neck like one.
  14. I’m the best cougar you’ll ever have, just 500 years old.
  15. If you were a blood type you’d be my favorite.
  16. Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?
  17. It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.
  18. It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
  19. Kissing your rosebud lips will only be one bite. But if you want another, you can let me hug you.
  20. My favorite Twilight movie is: Call me batty, but I think this is love at first bite.
  21. Once you go Drac, you never go back.
  22. See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon let’s get out of here!
  23. That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.
  24. They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?
  25. Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you because you are so beautiful.
  26. Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?
  27. You drive me batty.
  28. You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.
  29. You may feel like a hungry vampire if you are suddenly thirsty for love and passion right now.
  30. You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.
  31. Your life would suck without me… oh, wait it will suck with me.

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