40+ Elf Pick Up Lines {FUNNY, DIRTY, CHESSY}

We all know that the holidays can be a stressful time. From buying gifts to attending parties, there’s a lot to do. But one of the best ways to reduce stress is to have a little bit of fun. So if you’re looking for a little holiday humor, here are some Elf pick-up lines that are sure to make you smile.

Elf Pick Up Lines

• Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?
• I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners
• I’m like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
• I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
• Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?
• Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?
• There’s no height limit on love!
• Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos.
• Elf Pick Up Lines
• I taught Santa everything he knows.
• I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean “antler”.
• I taught Santa everything he knows.
• Tiny hands give better backrubs.
• I may be claymation, but I’m stiff where it counts.
• I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
• I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners
• I hear we’re both into dwarves.
• My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.
• I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.
• Hey babe, I’m free on Christmas Eve.
• Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
• I hear we’re both into dwarves.
• He’s gay.
• Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
• I may be claymation, but I’m stiff where it counts.
• Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?
• You bring out the Yeti in me!
• Dobby will always protect you from STI’s.
• Nice view from down here!
• My treehouse or yours?
• Elf Pick Up Lines
• I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.
• I’m an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.
• I can get you off the naughty list
• I’m not Elmo, but don’t stop tickling.
• I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys
• I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you’re around I become a wood elf.
• I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.
• I invented the Naughty List…
• Girl, you just gave me Mirkwood.
• I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.
• We don’t see many happenin’ ladies north of the Arctic Circle.
• Trust me; I’m a good stocking stuffer.
• People tell me I look like Cupid.
• I can get you off the naughty list
• I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.
• I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?
• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to orgasm loud for all to hear.
• There’re plenty more arrows where that came from.
• Elf Pick Up Lines
• I’ve mastered the “Elvish Tongue”… Want a demonstration?
• I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

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