88 Pirate Pick Up Lines {FUNNY, DIRTY, CHESSY}

Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ to impress that special someone with some clever pick up lines, you’ve come to the right place. Here be some of the best pirate pick up lines to help ye get yourself a date.

Pirate Pick Up Lines

• Baby, you unfurl my sails.
• You could sink Cannon?
• So you’re the new cabin boy, eh?
• You can blow me down in the deck
• Girl, you have got a treasure chest.
• I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!
• Aye, now that be a booty worth plunderin’!
• Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!
• Bring on the storm, I like it rough.
• Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
• Come on up and see me urchins.
• Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
• Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
• I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.
• Wanna you hook up? Imma.. cut to the Chase.
• I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
• How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
• If we could Roger, it would make me Jolly.
• Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.
• I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
• You can sail my seven seas.
• I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.
• I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!
• Pirate Girl, you are as salty as the sea.
• Let’s get together and haul some keel.
• Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
• I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!
• That’s not a joke. My parrot thinks you are sexy.
• I wanna watch you walk the plank…s of my bedroom floor.
• Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
• Well call me a landlubber, ’cause I’m about to plunder your Treasure Island.
• Polly wants a crack-whore.
• It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
• Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
• Aye, that be a hornpipe in my pocket, and I am happy to see you!
• Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
• I’ll bet you can’t find my buried treasure.
• You don’t have to pay to get on
• Arg baby, Arg.
• Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
• Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
• I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.

Female Pirate Pick Up Lines

• Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering?
• RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)
• Let’s walk the plank to an out of this world experience.
• You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)
• Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)
• I got a bad case of scurvy…and your grapefruits are the only cure
• Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)
• That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
• Can I wear your patch ?
• One look at you and a shiver went up me timber
• Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
• I’d swab your deck any day.
• Lassie! Prepare to be boarded and  strike yer panties
• I have me a treasure map!… to yer heart!

• Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
• So, tell me, why do they call ye, “”Cap’n Feathersword?”” (Female Pirate)
• Baby, you unfurl my sails.
• I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
• Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
• It is the ‘X’ on the pocket of your pant. It appears that there is wond’rous booty buried underneath.
• Want to know why they be callin’ me Long John?
• Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”
• Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
• Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
• I can give you a box of treasure.Copy0
• Come dock in my port.
• C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
• Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled!
• Arharrr, care to sink my battleship deary?
• WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!
• You’re guilty of being a hot wench…i sentence you to walking my plank
• Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
• Well blow me down?
• Baby I’m the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?
• You can lock my in your brig, baby.
• I’m here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!
• Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?
• I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!
• I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.
• You’re just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me eye out for!
• Can I bury my treasure on your island?
• C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)
• Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!
• You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
• Hey Girl, you are like a cannon on the pirate ship.
• Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)

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