40+ Spongebob Pick Up Lines {FUNNY, CHESSY, DIRTY}

Hi there, everyone! Today, I’ll be teaching you all about Spongebob pick up lines. Whether you’re looking to impress that special someone or just want a good laugh, these lines are sure to do the trick. So without further ado, let’s get started!

Spongebob Pick Up Lines

• Are you a mermaid? Cuz I’ll happily be Sandy just to be with you
• Are you down to get Krusty? Because I got the krabs.
• Are you ready kids?
• Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!
• Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.
• Aye aye captain!
• Babe, I am the Plankton, I need to know why you are so beautiful.
• Babe, I’d like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick’s house.
• Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.
• But it’s my only night to be fancy!
• Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.
• Call me spongebob, I am taking you to the beach and make you my Sandy Cheeks
• Do you think we will be friends forever?
• Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?
• Do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr?
•  If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
• I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.
• Hey girl… you easy like Sunday morning?
• I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.
• Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
• I wanna live in your bikini bottom.
• Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s fall first?
• You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.
• If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.

Funny Spongebob Pick Up Lines

• Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
• If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?
• I wanna flip your patties.
• Tell me you don’t want my Squidward in your sandy cheeks.
• Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.
• Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
• Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.
• Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
• Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.
• So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?
• Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
• Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?
• Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.
• Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.
• Don’t you want the Squidward of mine (^_-) in your sandy cheeks?
• I have an awesome sink in my place, which you should see. So, you want to come? 
• What about going to my place and play with your SpongeBobs?
• Squidward nose looks big to you? My love for you is bigger than his nose.
• You are like a sponge for my Squarepants. 
• Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.
• Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.
• Hey girl…you easy like Sunday morning?
•  Days of the Week, SpongeBob
• Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

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