46 Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines TESTED

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Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines

Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
  • Move on over, Walter. I think Malcom wants to be in the middle.
  • Are you happy to see me, or is that a volumetric flask in your pocket?
  • Come inside my RV and I’ll show you some real chemistry.
  • Are you a Mule? ‘Cause you’ve been running meth through my mind all night.
  • Nice to meet you. I’m a recovering herion addict.
  • I won’t call you bitch unless you want me to. -Jesse
  • Feelin’ lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
  • I own a carwash. Let’s get dirty.
  • My meth is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.
  • Crystal Meth ain’t got nothing on you, baby!
  • Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?
  • You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I’ll never break your heart.
  • Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!
  • Crystal Meth ain’t got nothing on you, baby!
  • Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I’ll put on your finger.
  • I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. -Hank
  • Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
  • Chem students do it on the table periodically.
  • Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.
  • Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?
  • I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really — I was alive… when I am with you.
  • I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I’m making breakfast in the morning.
  • Boxer or briefs? Whitey. Tighties.
  • I’d take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.
  • If the trailer’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!
  • Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • I own a carwash. Let’s get dirty.
  • Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
  • Are you Dio ’cause you can ring my bell anytime.
  • I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I’m gonna eat you up!
  • Join me in bed. Fight me and die!
  • Feelin’ lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
  • Even Walter White couldn’t improve on the chemistry between us.
  • My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face, by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?
  • I won’t call you bitch unless you want me to. (Jesse)
  • You are the Lily to my Valley.
  • I’m the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.
  • Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?
  • I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. (Hank)
  • If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.
  • Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines
  • Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
  • I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
  • Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.

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