120 Doctor Pick Up Lines {Girls & Boys}

• ICU in my dream tonight

• You raise my dopamine levels.

• Wanna go study some anatomy?

• An apple a day, can’t keep me away!

• I have my own multi-positional bed

• Baby, you make me vasodilate!

• EMTs come when people go down

• strong minutes as of now.

• Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

• Drowning doesn’t seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.

• Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!

• Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

• Those chubby cheeks of yours are just the cutest thing! Like two little apples blushing I’d eat your cheeks until I get diabetes!

• Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition!

• How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

• Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

• Are you my appendix? Because I feel like I should take you out

• Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.

• Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

• Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life 😉

Are You A Doctor Pick Up Lines

• You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.

• I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

• I can find every pulse in your body!

• Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

• Want to play doctor with me? Although I should warn you that you’re likely to lose

• Organ transplants can be very dangerous, but I’d give you my heart anytime

• Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

• Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

• You said I should eat healthy but I just want to eat your sweet cheeks

• Do you have SARS? Because I’d like to check you out.

• I’m a certified love doctor I spent years mastering it

• You don’t look so good You need a lot of Vitamin ‘ME’

• So focus that you can’t even look away That’s just how some people make us feel You are so focused on them that you probably don’t realize you have been staring at them for a good

• The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

• Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes…

• Are you a urologist? Because I want you inside me.

• I’d like another doctor because I know you’re not allowed to date your patient

• Eating an apple everyday won’t keep me away from you!

• Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!

• Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

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• Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.

• If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

• The way you ask me leaves me aphasic.

• Well, it’s important to get checked every once in a while, isn’t it?

• Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.

• I think I got sick because we’re meant to be

• Do you have a fever? Because you look hot!

• He or she will most likely laugh at this one but that’s the whole point of having a cheesy pickup line, you want the other person to smile or even laugh at it because why not?

• We can play doctor all you want, I can examine your body thoroughly to make sure everything is working just fine Get ready to be checked out and remove all clothing!

• Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!

• Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

• You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart

• Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

• Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.

• I could name all the causes of a heart attack but I can’t explain why my heart is feeling that way about you

• It’s true what they say, love is the only sickness with no cure or medicine to even relieve the symptoms

• Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.

• I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

• I must be falling for you because you are giving me a protracted cardiac arrhythmia

• You make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions

Funny Doctor Pick Up Lines

• Are you Flecainide? Because I think my heart just skipped a beat because of you

• Come to my office and take off your pants

• Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

• Let me be your gynaecologist tonight

• I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.

• Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

• Come into my office and take off your pants.

• Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.

• I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

• Just the right thing to say to your doctor to get the proper treatment and attention you need After all, doctors are really sexy with professional jargons and knowledge, aren’t they?

• I think you just made my heart skip a beat I surely hope you plan on fixing it because the only thing you need to do is to take me out to a nice restaurant!

• We should exchange our genetic information!

• ICU in my dreams.

• (Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

• I don’t think you can diagnose me because there’s no treatment for being madly in love

• Does this rag smell like chloroform?

• You have to be my coronary artery because it’s covered in my heart.

• If I were a coronary artery… I’d be wrapped around your heart!

• You increase my dopamine levels

• Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.

Cheesy Doctor Pick Up Lines

• You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

• Maybe you are not having a heart attack after all Maybe you are just falling in love

• I don’t want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they’re a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

• Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race….

• I have all sorts of protection.

• I hope that one day I will be your emergency person.

• Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

• Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

• I’d specialise in you anyday.

• Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

• (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

• I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I’m certified to do it!

• I might need life alert, because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.

• I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.

• Do you have confidence in affection at first site, or do I need to stroll by once more?

• Firemen play with their hoses, I bring the bed

• I’m an organ giver, need anything?

• Speedy! Remove your white robe People can’t figure out you’re a heavenly messenger!

• I can show you where every one of the bones in your body are and the one you just gave me

• Is it safe to say that you are Broca’s Aphasia? Since you leave me puzzled.

Dirty Doctor Pick Up Lines

• Would I be able to take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.

• Am I drawn to you or is it simply unstable blood sugars?

• I quit any pretense of eating one apple daily since I would rather not ward you off

• You get my heart hustling like an epinephrine trickle.

• Is that a reflex sledge in your pocket, or are you only glad to see me!

• That’s right, on the off chance that you hadn’t became ill, you could never have been here and you could never have met this marvelous specialist in his white coat So without a doubt, it’s intended to be

• I want to believe that you passed CPR since you’re blowing my mind

• Do you have a Band-Aid? Since I just scratched my knee succumbing to you.

• You make me go from straightforward squamous to delineated columnar

• Child you’re so sweet you will place me in DKA!

• Assuming I were a compound, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unfasten your qualities!!

• Presently, once more, the best way to treat it is by taking me out to a pleasant café You owe me this! You gave this to me all things considered!

• For sure, who might need to fend an attractive specialist off, isn’t that so? However, hopefully you will in any case get to see the specialist regardless of whether you’re sound

• You ought to take my temperature since you’re making me extremely hot!

• Angel I need to analyze your mind to check whether you’re considering me as well!

• Does your left eye hurt? Since you’ve been looking right day in and day out.

• Allow me to show you my dress evacuation expertise, it’s on the money

• Am I a non-serious inhibitor? Since I need to join to your back locale!

• On the off chance that you were a focus angle, I’d go down on you..

• Specialist, would you be able to retouch my messed up heart since you were the one to break it?

• Could it be said that you are my reference section? Since I don’t have the foggiest idea how you work, however this inclination in my stomach makes me need to take you out.

• I probably crossed eyes since I can zero in on you.