Raccoon Pick Up Lines & Pun
Raccoon Pick Up Lines:- If you want to impress your crush then you must use these Raccoons pick up lines. All these lines are tested and have positive results. So just send these pick up lines to Raccoon lovers.
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Best Raccoon Pick Up Lines
Hi, I’m Tom, I have a raccoon on my head.
What kind of car does a raccoon drive?
A: Furrari.
What did the grape say when the Raccoon stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the racoon sleep under the car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?
Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.
Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family?
Because you’re such a Cutiemundi.
Hey girl are you trash?
Cause I’m feeling like a Raccoon tonight
If you were a South American member of the Raccoon family,Then you’d be a Cutie-mundi.
If I we’re a raccoon…I’d choose you as my trash can.
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